Pink Life

Oh my friends, my friends, don’t ask me
What your sacrifice was for
Empty chairs at empty tables
Where my friends will meet no more

(Source: occupymalfoysbed)

forget-about-the-ticking-clock:

someone should make like a female version of a 21 JumpStreet kind of movie starring Jennifer Lawrence and Rebel Wilson.

love this idea!!

(Source: aquatropic)

cracked:

kadrey:


Moist Architecture: Waterfall enclosed skyscraper in Hong Kong.




those people in there must need to pee all the time. I hope they have lots of stalls in the ladies room. :p

cracked:

kadrey:

Moist Architecture: Waterfall enclosed skyscraper in Hong Kong.

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those people in there must need to pee all the time. I hope they have lots of stalls in the ladies room. :p

georgetakei:

A joke that really uses your noodle.

georgetakei:

A joke that really uses your noodle.

“mom: you’re so beautiful, sweetie!
dad: if any boy asks you out, i’m coming for him.
grandparents: you’re so gorgeous, guys must be all over you
friends of parents: you’re going to break a lot of hearts
friends: you’re pretty, now shut up.
boys: why is that potato looking at me”

hayleyfreakinrules:

So true.

bwahahahahahaha

(Source: pleatedjeans)

I give up. what kind of world is it that “he” has someone to wake up to this morning, someone to have sex with last night, someone who will give him a Christmas present… “him” a cheater, liar, thief, drunk, worthless piece of shit…and I lie here alone with no one to even talk to. :’( no one even cares that he has broken my life to pieces. that is the part that I cant get over. that still hurts.

impossible to please

eternitysshylock:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

(Source: tamamuratamao)

azestforlife:

ok sO IT WAS MY PARENT’S ANNIVERSARY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SURPRISE THEM WITH NICOLAS CAGE THIS YEAR

I JUST HID THEM AROUND THE HOUSE, I HOPE I FREAK THEM OUT